菁菁白了我一眼,道:“就知道记挂小舒,你还是多关心关心自己吧!医生说你气血失衡,经脉紊乱,不调养会有性命之忧呢!”","
我苦笑道:“哪有这么严重?不就是发烧嘛!”","
菁菁哼了一声,继续餵我喝粥。","
嘴里酸酸地道:“你就放心吧,小舒她死不了的。","
我看你倒是快死了,看到小舒受伤,居然担心得吐血!","
你……","
你什么时候为我这样担心过啊?”","
我叹着气,道:“菁菁,如果换成你,我一样会吐血的!”","
菁菁停住了手,怒道:“什么?你咒我会受伤吗?”","
我急道:“不……不是的,我不是这个意思!”","
菁菁生气了,放下手中的保温瓶,赌气道:“我就知道,你根本就不在乎我的死活,小舒才是你心里唯一的爱,别人你都无所谓的。哼!”","
我忙抓住了菁菁的手,道:“菁菁,你和许舒都是我最爱的人。真的,不管你们哪一个受到了伤害,我都会痛苦的!”","
菁菁道:“可是我已经被你和小舒伤害了,现在怎么办?”","
我低下头来想了一下,说道:“菁菁,我和许舒的确对不起你,你要是气不过,那我愿意接受你的任何惩罚而绝不会有一点怨言!”","
菁菁眼珠子一转,道:“真的?”","
我诚心地道:“真的!”","
“好!这可是你说的!”","
菁菁一下子从床边站起,俯身盯着我道:“那我要你在一年之内,不许碰小舒一根头发,你做不做得到?”","
我呆了一下,不解地道:“为什么一年啊?”","
菁菁忽然“吃吃”地笑了起来,凑到我耳边道:“其实,我和小舒已经商量好啦!","
既然我们两个都不能没有你,那就只好便宜你了,都嫁给你算了。","
但是法律上又不允许你一个人同时娶两个老婆,怎么办呢?","
我和小舒合计了一下,反正我和你已经登记了,那这一年里我们就是合法夫妻,小舒只能给你当情人。","
一年后我要跟你离婚,然后你再娶小舒为妻。","
我就只能委屈退居二线做你的情人了。","
以后每年依此类推,搞一次离婚结婚,一直到老死为止,是不是很有趣?”","
我汗!","